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How to tell if a punter review is genuine

Not every review you read is written by another punter looking to help.

  • Some are real.
  • Some are polished up by the working lady herself, a manager, a mate, or even by AI.
  • Some are strategic — written just to gain site access or elevated privileges.
  • Some are revenge pieces after a bruised ego.

Knowing how to tell the difference saves you time, money, and a lot of frustration.

Here’s what to watch for.


Signs that you’re reading a genuine punter review

  • Specific, real-world details that add credibility
    Real punters describe things that are harder to fake:
    Hair texture, body marks, voice quirks, scents, atmosphere.
    They also mention venue features: entrance layouts, whether a shower was available, discrete exits, parking setups.
    Small details by themselves don't prove anything — a faker could still cherry-pick factoids from other reviews.
    But consistent, real-world detail adds weight to the credibility of the review — especially when it lines up across different punters.
  • Session timeline, not just a punchline
    A real review unfolds like a story. Arrival, first impressions, how the vibe built, natural transitions — not just "she was amazing."
  • Balanced objectivity
    Honest punters don't pretend every session is perfect.
    Even in great sessions, there are awkward moments, nerves, timing gaps.
    A real review points out small imperfections without turning them into drama.
    Reviews that are only effusive, with no objectivity at all, may as well be ads.
  • Natural human language
    Real reviews sound like real people.
    They ramble a bit, jump back and forth, get minor facts slightly out of order.
    If a review is structured like an ad — perfectly polished, grammatically flawless, full of buzzwords — it's suspect.
  • Effort shows intention
    A real punter writes for other punters.
    If a "review" is a one-liner ("hot and sexy 10/10 will repeat"), it tells you nothing — and was probably written for access, favors, or shilling, not to help anyone.

Red flags that you’re reading bullshit

  • Overloaded hype
    "Mind-blowing!" "Best ever!" "Unbelievable!" — with no proof or examples behind it.
  • Zero neutrality
    If there's not a single neutral or slightly critical observation, it's sales copy, not a review.
  • Generic looks descriptions
    "Beautiful," "gorgeous," "stunning" — without describing anything specific about the girl's appearance.
  • Copy-paste phrasing
    If multiple reviews sound eerily similar across different girls or venues, something coordinated is happening behind the scenes.
  • AI tells
    • Flawless spelling and grammar
    • Corporate-style language: "exceeded expectations," "delivered an unforgettable experience"
    • Lack of real sensory description — smells, lighting, atmosphere
      AI writing is free and fast now. Plenty use it — but it leaves fingerprints.

Watch out for spite reviews

Not every fake review is positive.

Some reviews are written by real punters — but they're not telling the full story.

When a punter has poor YMMV (Your Mileage May Vary) or feels short-changed, some lash out:

  • Exaggerating small faults into major flaws
  • Leaving out anything positive that would have balanced the review
  • Twisting context to make things sound worse than it really was

Spite reviews are written to harm, not to inform.

Read tone as well as facts.

If it feels like personal revenge more than a clear report — you’re looking at a biased account.


Why it matters where you read

It pays to choose your sources carefully.

At TNT:

  • Reviews are written by punters, for punters
  • Objectivity is expected - no cash-for-comment, no self-promotion
  • Fake marketing scripts and spite-driven rants don’t last
  • Reviews show the good, the bad, and the honest in-between

TNT’s community approach and review standards give punters a much clearer, cleaner view of the real landscape — not just marketing hype.

If you're tired of guessing what's real, reading around TNT will make the difference obvious.


Final tip: trust patterns, not just details

One review doesn’t prove anything.

But patterns do:

  • Different punters writing in different voices — but describing the same basics
  • Small venue details matching up across sessions
  • Honest imperfection mixed into positive reviews

Trust objectivity.

Trust small, verifiable details.

Trust patterns.

That's how you spot genuine punters — and avoid getting played.

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